At the risk of having hundreds of religious nuts (see: everyone who thinks they have a right to tell me what I should be believing in or doing on Sunday morning) pop out of the vents and start singing "jesus loves me" for the umpteenth time (I mean really, how insecure can anyone really be, I think maybe once a year would be often enough to remind yourself that jesus loves you) I am going to muse about what true evil is. Why the sudden turn to philosophy? Eh, no particular reason. I had this site evaluated for evil and it turns out that about 64% of the words here are evil. Can you tell the difference? I can't. They don't seem to be bothering anyone. Why, they look almost like every other word on this page. All black on a white background aren't they? Well, if you can't tell whether or not a simple word is evil what makes anyone think they can take the complex set of chemicals and electricity that we all are and analyze where they are going when all those chemicals slosh to the floor and the electricity runs away to cause a terrible noise in someone's improperly installed record player? Why all the negativity? It is somewhat hard to keep a positive attitude when simply because I walk by wearing a Diablo II shirt I am accosted for my heretical and irreligious ways. Irreligious? I would venture to guess that if a simple shirt which is nothing more than cloth and colors threatens the very core of what you believe in, you might need to do some soul searching and figure out why you are such an idiot. Seriously though, I don't care what anyone believes in, as long as it has nothing to do with messing with me. I'm a friendly guy, 64% evil or not. In fact, I'm nicer then quite a few religious nuts that I know. I'm not going to nail you to anything, or even try to get you to pay for a fifty million dollars glass building. So, despite the fact that the most zealous of you either won't get this far in this post or are simply too afraid of the internet in the first place because it's full of big scary ideas like thinking for yourself and -shocker- naked women! *sigh* Well, I still haven't had my mass-produced eggs so I'm going to go downstairs now. Don't anybody tear themselves apart with conviction to convert me, otherwise I'll have to pay to have the mess cleaned up.