If anyone has ever seen Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2: This time it's just like Evil Dead, they know that Bruce Campbell's only real enemies in those movies were bookshelves. They are the only things he really ever got into fights with or that he really ever even came into contact with. Well, that and the whole wall full of blood thing, but hey, that happens in ever horror movie. Anyway, I figured if you ever wanted to defeat Bruce Campbell in an all-out super brawl, you would just have to take him to the Library of Congress. Think about it, that thing is full of bookshelves, so they would probably just kill him instantly. It's like Superman and kryptonite, except that Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for an arm, making him vastly superior. I mean come on, how often do you need to stop a train anyway? So yeah, in the match of Bruce Campbell versus The Library of Congress, I would have to say: Library of Congress in an astonishing victory that rips through the fabric of the space-time continuum and leads to Medieval Knights being able to read all about everything they screwed up about. Douglas Adams would be proud.