Friday, February 13, 2004
The march of war! I am getting very tired of everything needing a label on it which reads something like "May have been manufactured in a plant which resides in a state where at one point or another someone with a minor political position owned an elephant tusk that may have belonged to an elephant which ate a peanut sometime after 1977. Affiliated." Please note that Klevar's yell has been forever silenced by the fact that old people that will remain nameless can no longer hear things due to missing hearing implants. That and the rush of things dragging on the floor. And let it be known now that I will reveal the greatest secret in the world, known to none but myself, and three other clerks of this pet store. Ctrl + i, makes things italicized. WOW! Think of the shift in world powers that will happen due to this information's released. Hulk attacks and random bull sightings will go through the roof. So now I must go, and try stop this terror with my assortment of peanut products. Mmmmm, crunchy.
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