Girls, all I really want is girls. Well, I guess women would be alright too, never know what they have learned along the way. So today there was more sleeping too long because of another excellent D&D session. To support this session of course, I need some more dice, but no new comics. Damn. Ah well, I'll probably be back there to get some more dice for no good reason in a few days anyway. Today we had the fun of a tornado whats-all-thising around near my place, which didn't make me nervous so much as tired of hearing the same warning 90 times as I waited in the stairwell. I mean, we are already there, so I think we know about the tornado warning. Thanks though, yep, heard that part too, yeah, good point. Alright, now turn the fuck off. The evening was not lost however, underneath a very blue sky and a fancy rainbow, a violin quartet strikes up in the distance. It's not really that far, but whatever. Instead of the accursed meal of brisket and mashed potatoes, I am greeted by a full staff of waiters, who promptly hand me an excellent piece of chicken, show me to a seat, and hand me some rolls and desert. Fancy. Dim lighting, classy music, white tablecloths, the time was right for love. Unfortunately, no love, but hey, chicken. That was one good piece of chicken, so I guess it's almost as good or better. Chicken can't talk. Excellent. "May I have your attention please, May I have your attention please, will the real whirlwind please stand up? Please stand up." God, that was terrible. To make up for that one here is an ascii drawing of me naked.

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