Oh, the sheer gaming glory that is twelve hours of D&D, why did I ever partake of your deceitful everful mug of adventure? And now for the stumbling man's rendition of the entire night: "I cast magic missile, at the darkness!" No not really, but that did come up a few times, as well as plenty of drinking mead and carousing wenches. Ah, the high days of adventure are fantastic indeed. You would never think that a tiny bag of dice and a few lonely nerds could ever result in such a good time. For those of you who doubt, even I, Ebert, the great cool guy, now play D&D. This is a swing for nerds everywhere, and they will get their fancy Schladiez even easier now, using the power of their mighty male brains! And now, for the randomly determined closing remark: *rolls a 1, critical miss* Uh.... Beef Stew.