Today I was informed of something interesting that threatens my very purpose. Now, we all know that getting in shape is the hip thing to do, and pleasuring schladiez is something that I am particularly fond of, but if they knew about this, I would be left with little to do! They would be killing about nine birds with one stone. First of all, it's good exercise, second of all, it satisfies your inner womanly desires, third of all it allows for quick and easy transportation, and fourth, it shows off you nakedness to the world as you moan by. Catastrophe! This product must be kept off of the market, or at the very least, kept in front of my camera lens, so that everything an be properly catalogues and archived. Any volunteers, please contact me here. With proper research, and funding (see previous address) we can contain and possibly all benefit from this new invention. So now we just sit back and wait for the ladies with no action to come a messaging. You know who you are. I'll be waiting. Fine, I guess no one is going to send me anything, I'll just have to put the bike up on E-bay, and sell it to some old nasty Canadian lady. Hehe, abute.