So I suppose it's sort of an ongoing series, even if I rarely ever continue with it. Anyway, I figure I have been absent far too long, and seeing that you are the salivating dogs that you are, I have decided to compress myself into a conveniently shaped bone, and throw myself to you. I must say the design change around here isn't helping much, since comfort is very conducive to writing. Wait, no, it makes bad writing. It's time to jump out and embrace all the crap that everyone is uncomfortable with. Well, I know the changes to you, the reader are imperceptible, but imagine, if you will, you were a computer. But not just any computer. A Sparc76 running a unstable release of Mozabray Web Browser for the stubborn, and up until now you had been unable to view this page because of it's non-compliant CSS coding. No more! I welcome all of my foolish brothers far too computer savvy to accept that operating system that really does everything I need without causing me too many problems. I welcome you brothers, and *shudder* sisters of the penguin, sunflower, lizard, asian woman, or whatever other logo is on your shirt that you don when fighting the big bad Redmond machine. For those who are about to never score, we salute you.