So I am pretty sure I have fixed the problem. The talk with my dad wasn't all that bad, and while he wasn't looking, I changed his hosts file around to try and find my blog on his computer, which will never happen, so it just times out and gives an error message about the page not existing. That should hold him off for a few years. Coming up next, how to edit your own hosts file, or your friend's (enemy's) for profit and amusement. Everything has never been this naked. And that's a shame, tune in soon!