Hmmm. I'm guessing that they way to keep people coming back is posting stuff a lot. Well, I just got myself a PS2, so I've been a bit busy playing all of the Final Fantasy games that I missed out on. But tonight there may be some craziness going on, and I guess I'll post it if I can remember it.

No matter how bad of a day your having at work, it's not as bad as finding out that trying to laminate the credit card machine will break both.

So it's official. The Jeep is haunted. I stood around with the mechanic for about five minutes in front of the car today, waiting for the lights to turn off so they could finally see what I was talking about, but of course it didn't ever happen. Oh well. At least I've got a new radiator now. That is also about all I've done today, because even though I was awake all night the night before last, I decided to stay awake until five in the morning reading comic books. Which meant that, aside from a few annoyances ever couple of hours, I pretty much passed out until six in the evening. It was fun. I recommend it. And now I'm off to take a shower. I recommend it.

Man, I've been awake for a long time now. I think I'm just starting to lose track of what being tired feels like. I've just been reading some comic books for the last hour or so. Tonight was a good night, saw March of the Penguins, which was penguin-tastic, watched some Midori Days, chilled with Kristen, then went home. And here I am. I think I'll go bake some cookies.

Well, the sun is starting to come up, hopefully it will be cloudy today. At least I got to catch up on some Naruto, that way the people that I watch with won't have to pass out all the time because they've already seen it. I'm not sure what I'll do for the next few hours, but probably hide up here in my room and then eventually start on my quest for a new radiator. Ah friday, who knows.

You really have to wonder at the madness that I myself am able to make up in order to torment myself with. It's probably not too healthy. But for some reason I have been running worst case scenario situations in my head a lot, and most of them lead me to the conclusion that I just don't need to worry that much, because nothing that can happen is all that bad. At the very least it's no different from where I know I would end up if I were just a little more realistic with myself. Of course, it is entirely necessary for me to continue my hopeless ambitions, otherwise who will? Besides, it's fun. To celebrate my new alarm clock, I am going to stay awake all night and listen to jazz on it, so I'll probably be back in a panic later when I run out of cigarettes.

This is the CDC, you have been randomly chosen out of all Americans to give us a blood and urine sample. Now.

Just to let everybody know, I have indeed hit 88888 miles. I will put up a picture as soon as I get one. In other news, I spent today coasting through whatever it is that I was doing sitting about two feet behind my head the whole time. Word to the wise, sleeping pills suck. I woke up at least six times last night, although the spaced out feeling I had all day was alright. Probably kept me calmer then I would have been considering recent developments. Oh yeah, I've also started to read the Qur'an, since I don't know a damn thing about Islam. I leave you tonight with a final thought: Wouldn't it be cool if the wind blew up? Just think about it, smoke wouldn't bother as many people, you wouldn't attract salivating dogs when your cooking something, and if you really stink, the only person you have to worry about is someone standing on a ladder above you, and that really doesn't come up too often. So yeah, scientists, get to work on that.

Hey Ebert, how messed up are you?
I dunno, about the same as usual why?
Cause, I'm not really messed up right now, and I think you are.
So what are you saying? Do you usually get really messed up or what?
Well, yeah, I get messed up.
When, tell me one time you were really messed up.
Like in the past year?
How about just summer.
Well, I dunno, there have been a few times.
Kristen, have you been faking being messed up? Have you just been pretending to be all spaced out when I ramble off about some inane subject?
Yeah, I guess, most of the time I just chill and listen.
But your not messed up?
Well, not really messed up.
Damn, I'm insulted. I can't believe you've been faking this. It's just... It's like a slap in the face.
Well....
Yeah?
Why don't we just get really messed up right now?
Hmmmm..... well, yeah, I guess I'm up for that.

So tomorrow it will finally happen. I've been talking about it for years now, thirty thousand miles ago I had a dream. And that was to hit the momentous occasion of 88888 miles in the Jeep. Tomorrow this will happen, and considering all the effort and hope I have poured into it, something amazing simply has to happen. Perhaps I'll travel back in time, or find a big sack of cash, or maybe even have a good time with a fancy lady. Only time will tell. Luckily, it is a very short amount of time, and I will know by tomorrow night. Marvelous.

Ah, an early night. These always kind of suck, but there isn't much choice I have in the matter. So here I am, tired from doing things for most of the day, and only getting a two hour nap around noon. I suppose it's for the better that I'm going to bed this early, but whatever happened to having fun at night? Here's hoping it will come back some day. Until then, to hell with the post office.

So I've decided to redesign the blog a little bit, that huge gap of white was starting to get on my nerves. So enjoy, it looks about the same, just a little neater. Also, remember to click on everything, that is always fun. Anyway, I'm awake early in the day, I've done some things I've needed to do for a few days now, and now I'm bored. So I guess I'll take a shower.

In a tragic accident today, Kristen and... some guy were decapitated late last night when a windshield that had been perched upon two shelve braces plummeted downward, ending their short lives. Sources say the window fell due to excessive "bumping of the bed" and had a little less energy been put into it, they could be enjoying a cigarette right now. So remember kids, don't bump the bed, unless it's really worth it.

Ah yes, another night concluded. A terrible day, lots of driving and gas trucks bursting into flames, and eat, oh so very much heat. On top of that I'm exhausted having tried once again to stay up all night by reading a book, then conking out when the sun came up, only to have to get up two hours later and taking Sebastian to get a hair cut. I passed out over at Kristen's house after my trip to the far away and mysterious east side, and awake to all these moves being put on, and I just lost it for a few hours. Sat around, didn't really say anything, just sort of existed. This is indeed how I went home, still holding out hope for a late night recall. Some anime and much needed cigarettes later, and things are all good again. Intentional and accidental transgressions are forgiven and put behind us, a nice goodnight, and here I am again, just about to rap up my Daft Punk and plummet off into the great void of sleep.

Alright, so I didn't stay up all night, but that was probably for the better. I went to bed at around seven in the morning, because I knew if I didn't get sleep I wouldn't be able to make the drive back from Cruces. So off to bed I go, it was a fabulous night by the way, one I hope to repeat sometime soon (perhaps even tonight!). Anyway, I got woken up by a phone call from Jess at about twelve thirty. So I moped around in bed for ten minutes and then got up and took a shower, and just drove up to Las Cruces, easy as that. Don't even think I told anyone where I was going. So I stop in this McDonalds parking lot where Jess said she would come meet me, but instead get directions to some apartment complex across the freeway. I drive over and meet the two wonderful ladies that would accompany me throughout the rest of my day's adventure. We sat around, talked of old times, and recanted fun stories that we may not all know. Afterwards we partook of some smoke, and then went off to a nice lunch at the local Chili's. A big burger and a salad later, our brisk, cold waitress received a note on her very generous tip. Next time, try smiling honey. Afterwards to Jess' place and hang out there for a while, off to meet a business associate to discuss a quick transaction, and we were gone, everyone went their separate ways and I made my way back to El Paso. A success, if I do say so myself, judging by the fact that I am currently comfortably situated behind my keyboard, and not behind bars. So here is hoping that tonight turns out to be wonderful as well, and that soon I will be awakened from a light slumber by a sirens call in the night. Good evening to you all.

Well, by now it has become very late, so I guess I'll be staying up all night, that will make tomorrow that much more fun and insane! Woot. Here's hoping I make it.

This might not be in the best of taste, but think about it, it could happen.

So today I was driving home in the middle of the night, and realized that I would need cigarettes to make my drive up to Las Cruces the next day, and it would be a waste of time to try and get them during the day, and I would end up late for lunch with Jess, and then the whole deal would fall through. So I stop off at my favorite Circle K and ask the guy if he wants to have a cigarette with me. So we are chilling around outside, he's smoking a stogie, and I'm smoking a brand new Turkish Gold. And we just stand around talking about the city, what happened today, all kinds of crazy stories. Then, when we were both done smoking he went inside, and I sat in the car in front of my house and enjoyed a large jug of chocolate milk and another cigarette. A very enjoyable night indeed. Smoking on the balcony, simply a wonderful idea, she never ceases to surprise me. A towel. Classic. Anyway, now that picture hosting is even easier then before I'll probably start doing it a lot more. I am going to get some black and white film developed, in between my business dealings out of town and getting my damn windshield fixed, and then somehow making time to plan out the big move with the family. Work is never over.

Interestingly I just found out that this webpage comes up on a search for the words "opiate" and "biolife" which means I'm not the only one trying to make an extra buck but not wanting to give up my extra-ciriculars. Good to know that there are a few more like me out there. And here we have proof of my rising fame on random web searches!

Good evening everyone, this is Allen with you here tonight on WRGY, NPR for the Southwest. You just heard a cut off of an album by Leroy Jenkins playing his wonderful sax. A funny thing about that album is he later went on to perform with the Boston Quintet on some of their best work, and of course, their trumpet player was none other then the famous Adam Berrel. Here we go.

Ah yes, the late night moments alone. This will be nice, quiet, peaceful times for the next few days. Just chill out in someone else's house while no one is there, watch some crappy TV, have a soda, and fall asleep on the couch. Marvelous. Things are looking up in general, feeling pretty good about everything. It has been tough, but eh, it's only the first day and already I get them out of my hair for a few days so that I don't have to be flipping out the whole time. Everyone loves a good element of risk in something, and this is just what this is. In more nerdy news, I think I'm starting to really get the hang of Das Keyboard, and now I simply need to make sure that I get the key that I first hit correct, otherwise I'm all thrown off. Also, short little keyboard commands are a bit of a hassle, because I can't check to see if I'm doing the right one. Passwords too, although this way no one has any idea of what my passwords are when I type them. Of course, I have to redo them a few times because I don't trust myself to do it right, even though I use these passwords at least six times a day. I know the keystroke combination by now. If only DDR were as simple. But I now have the upper hand, for I have a few days to practice without the distractions of some nice lady dancing next to me. I will reclaim my place at the top! And if not I'll just bring up how super-bad-ass this keyboard is again. Safe travels to a good group of friends, I hope to have you home soon.

I have registered a new domain name for this website, and within the next twenty-four hour period, you should be able to access this website through the address: http://www.timsmomnaked.com

Please start to redirect all of your traffic through there, and soon, everyone on the internet desperate to find porn (as in everyone on the internet) will also read the mindless dribble I put forth here.

Today is the begining of a new day in typing technology. Today, Das Keyboard arrived. Sleek black, unlabeled keys, individually weighted, this baby will up your typing speed by 100% in three weeks, because you just won't be able to look down, since there won't be anything there! Had a good day today, lots of sitting around and smoking, which is always good, and a bit of much needed DDR. Plus my nerd supplies coming in and a fun drive to the center of town to take pictures leaves me with the impression of an excellent night. Now I simply must brace myself for the next 10 days. 10 days is a long time, but at least I get to hang out in another house for a few days an enjoy myself. I'm thinking of baking something, but I'm not too sure on it yet. I'll keep everyone posted, and if your extra nice, maybe I'll send you some. Well, I'm off to bed, I have a job interview at Circle K tomorrow morning, I'm going to be a convenience store clerk. Woot. Everyone come and buy beer and smokes from me, it'll be great. Bring your ID's though, so I can finallt find out just how old you all are. Then my plan can commence! HAHAHA! Das Keyboard!