Well, it seems we have milestone after milestone lately. Not only can anyone in the world now read this, today's entry brings the blog up to the lofty number of sixty. Sixty posts and we are all still here. Amazing. Simply amazing. So here I am, late Sunday night/Monday morning for those optimists/pessimists out there. Whatever you choose to call yourself you'll all rue the day! For now I have the power of fifty Yaks behind me. So I'm talking to a good friend of mine recently, and she looks at me and says I've been different lately. What an odd thing to say. Perhaps she is on to my secret identity as ..... *drumroll and some shirt ripping sounds* .... The Armadillo! Fear not citizens, for I am here to assist you after escaping the mad lair of mad Texas scientists. Deciding not to be used for evil, I shall now thwart people everywhere, and since discrimination is wrong, anyone is equally likely to get their ass kicked by me! How's that for equal rights? Now then, this post might take a while to reach the masses, and that is only because now that I am free of the vile clutches of my arch nemesis RESNET I can get whatever I want and no one can ever stop me, MUWAHAHA! Ah, it seems that music fills me with such vigor that I can hardly contain myself. Time to run around the block and find the one thing I truly need, only to have it go inside early hiding behind a sad face. Such terrible news makes the drive home all the longer. Alas, many a thing has come to pass today: the return of two things, the eating of ten, and the sadness of one turned into two. Why! Oh why indeed. Tricks are abound, who knows what tomorrow will bring, if only I could bring myself to sleep so that I may no longer question but simply wake up with the answer as the sun dawdles slowly around the horizons then goes back down real fast because it forgot it's keys and has to stop to yell at the moon over the phone for being such an asshole and never waiting for her anymore. Ah, the cycle will never end. Glorious.